Who are the best weed dealers on Dream Market?

by dope smoker on September 5, 2018

So if you’ve read my earlier article about how to buy cannabis online you’ll know that I have my favourite go-to guy on Dream. (Tor Link)

There are many other reliable vendors out there that also deserve a mention so I’ve put together a list of the top 5 dealers currently operating on Dream Market.

ShineybudsUK has built up an excellent reputation, if you want quality and reliability this is your man. He also has some very sexy products from the US in from time to time as well as other goodies.

I had a chat with a friend who also uses Dream Market a lot and some more names came up that we were both familiar with as well as some new ones.

It’s obviously straightforward to go and search people out yourself by examining the ratings on each dealer but perhaps this may save you some time.

Here’s the list we came up with and comments for each dealer.

If you go and log-in to Dream Market (Tor Browser is needed to open this link) and then just copy the name of the seller below to the search box at the top right-hand corner of the screen and then search and you’ll find their products and profiles so you can see for yourself.

1. ShineyBudsUK (4.97 out of 3200 ratings)

From my experience the gold standard in cannabis delivery. New strains regularly and always tremendous quality. Invariably next day delivery if ordered in time. Cannot fault the service.

2. Radarbreeder (4.97 out of 6400 ratings)

Radarbreeder is pretty good, excellent quality gear, quick delivery and usually has several new strains about.

3. DrugsIncUK (4.98 out of 2850 ratings)

Are great for high-quality bud, good flavours and a few quite unusual strains definitely worth checking out.

4. Rawsforlife (4.91 out of 4500 ratings)

Usually has a good selection of edibles, interesting hashes and some Spanish imports.

5. Marleys-shop (4.92 out of 760 ratings)

Does some good quality, clean and affordable Spanish bud.

6. ShadyOperations (4.97 out of 980 ratings)

Reliable and good value weed as described. Used quite a few times, cheap and cheerful around £30 for an eighth.


Clearly, all these vendors utilise professional stealth delivery methods otherwise they would be unable to build up such good reputations. They are not scammers. I have personally used Shiney dozens of times and he has had a 100% delivery rate.

Somebody was asking me about ordering hash and though I have not ordered any for a while I did find that there are people sending high-quality hashish direct from Nepal. Check out JariBootiWalla, he is looking perfect for getting hold of genuine Nepalese shish.

Whilst some hash from Nepal will very occasionally get intercepted, by the looks of these guys ratings plenty does make it through. Ordering cannabis directly from somewhere like India or Nepal should be what ‘Globalization’ is about (it’s not though) and is undoubtedly going to have a direct and positive effect on the local economy. Go Bitcoin.

If you’ve had enough of strong UK hydroponic weed that makes you paranoid you might want to check out some of the product that is grown in the sun in Spain.

And here’s the full list of Dream Market mirror URLs just in case:


Got your own recommendations for trusted people? Please leave them below in the comments:


Dream Market Links

by dope smoker on August 21, 2018

dream market homepage

Looking for ways to get access to Dream Market? It’s a lot easier than you might imagine.

Dream Market is one of the current favourite dark markets that you can get access to using the Tor browser. That is the only thing you need to access the markets unless you want to be very very safe then use a VPN (virtual private network) that will mask the location of your internet connection. Nord VPN is probably the safest.

In my opinion if you are buying small amounts of personal drugs in the UK then getting a VPN may be overkill. This is not the case in other countries.

Anyway, here are the urls:


There are various urls as sometimes one can go down, and they are sometimes slow, you should not expect the same kind of reliability and speed that you get from normally browsing the normal Internet, expect it to be offline from time to time and try another mirror or two if it is.

Accessing Dream Market

Once you have downloaded Tor it’s a simple matter of copying and pasting one of the above urls into your Tor browser and Dream Market should load up.

You can then create an account and go and browse the vast array of sellers available to you. Dream has a lot of similarity with eBay in that buyers leave feedback about sellers so that it is in the best interests of the seller to provide an ongoing and decent service otherwise they end up with bad reviews and won’t get orders.

So make sure that you carefully check out the reviews of each seller which you can do by looking at their profile, there will be a number you can click on which is the number of reviews they have received, clicking on this number lets you see the reviews in detail.

This type of system forces the seller into supplying a consistently good product and is therefore a great advantage for the consumer. No need to meet some guy somewhere and do a deal, and no need to worry about quality. Once you get used to packages dropping through your letterbox from time to time you’ll wonder how you managed before. It’s like a cannabis dispensary with a delay.

You can search the market much like eBay, and importantly once you have searched for a product you can then apply a ’shipped from’ filter to ensure that you are looking at items that are shipped domestically. There is no point in adding potential extra security problems with your order by ordering from another country. That’s just asking for trouble, though some of it does seem to go on.

Of course if you prefer you can just navigate through the menus on the left under ‘Drugs’ but don’t forget your geographical filter.

No Escrow

Dream operates a system of escrow which basically means that when you order your money goes into a type of ‘middleman’ pot where it stays until it is released by you, by finalising the order when the product arrives.

If a seller has been operating on Dream for a long time without issue they become trusted and on some vendors you will see ‘no escrow’ which means that they immediately get paid, but have built up so much trust that this is not a problem so if you see ‘no escrow’ you can rely on the fact the vendor is genuine.

When entering your address do make sure you check the box below to ‘encrypt message’ so that your personal details are scrambled.

For more details on how to buy weed on Dream see my full guide to buying cannabis online.


How to buy cannabis edibles online

by dope smoker on July 19, 2018

Do you need an easy by step guide to buying cannabis edibles on the Internet?

If so this page can help you to have edibles delivered to your door in no time at all.  All you need is a web browser, some money and a little time.

1. Get The Tor Browser

The first thing to do is get a browser that will allow you to browse the dark web, and that is Tor, which you can download and install via this link. Install this and then use it just as you would Firefox.

2. Open your Dream Account

Once you have installed Tor open it up and then simply copy this link to open up Dream Market where you can easily create your account there.

No need to use your email address, just sign up for your account and you’re ready to go.


3. Look for Edibles

Now for the fun part, log into Dream, look left and click on the ‘Drugs’ section.

This will open up to a wide menu of drugs, at this point try not to get distracted and click on the ‘Cannabis’ section.

Once you have done this you will see the the ‘Edibles’ menu. Click on it.

At this stage you are looking at the worldwide selection of edibles available on Dream Market. You can filter the results to have results only originating from UK vendors by changing the ‘from’ country to the UK and applying the filter as shown in the picture below.

Make sure you check reviews by clicking on the vendors profile and taking a look at reviews of recent activity. This will stop you from being ripped off. Vendors are rated out of 5, and the number of ratings is shown just before that rating number. This gives you a great idea of how reliable they are.

Find something you like the look of and keep a note of the price, so you know roughly how much Bitcoin you need to buy. Also check for postage charges, which add to the final cost.

4. Make a note of your wallet address

In Dream Market navigate to /wallet by clicking on the number at the top right hand corner of the screen, here you can find your Bitcoin wallet address for Dream. This is the important bit. Do not mess this up. Carefully copy and paste this long string of characters to notepad or somewhere where you won’t lose it. Below you can see what you are looking for.

5. Go buy Bitcoin and send to that address

If you don’t already have Bitcoins, open an account with Coinbase or somewhere like Local Bitcoins. Both these places are well known and can be trusted – Coinbase requires more ID verification than Local Bitcoins though is probably slightly easier to use. It’s worth the initial messing about. Local Bitcoins is more of an exchange bringing buyers and sellers together.

Once you have bought your Bitcoins you’ll want to send them to your Dream Market address which you have ready. Here’s how to do that from Coinbase. And here’s how to do it from Local Bitcoins.

If you intend to do this a lot it is probably worth your while using a wallet like Electrum as a ‘middleman’ for this process though I have never had a problem. So to do this you would buy funds, and first send to YOUR wallet then send to Dream Market.

6. Order your product

Once your Bitcoin has arrived at Dream Market you can then order away. It will take at least 20 minutes for the funds to arrive, so be patient and try not to panic, Bitcoins don’t get lost. You’ll notice that your balance will change to being bold and an incoming transaction will be indicated on your wallet page once the Bitcoin is on its way.

Also understand that once you have successfully sent funds to your Dream Market wallet address, it will be changed to a new one, so don’t let the fact that it has changed worry you. Once addresses have been used once they are replaced.

Make sure that you tick the box shown below that encrypts your address on ordering.

If the vendor is using ‘Escrow’ your Bitcoin will go into a holding area where the vendor cannot access it until you indicate your package has arrived. Trusted vendors tend not to use Escrow if they are established vendors then the payment will go straight through.

If they are using Escrow do ensure you log back in to Dream Market once your stuff has arrived and go to the order to ‘finalise’ payment and release funds to the vendor.

Remember Dream Market does go down from time to time and can be really slow. It’s not Amazon!

Should you have any problems accessing Dream here are some official mirror urls that may work if one or another is not working:


If you found this tutorial useful please feel free to share it with somebody who might find it handy.

Disclosure: Some of these links may earn me tiny amounts of commission.


Top 5 ways to consume cannabis

by dope smoker on May 10, 2018

The range of uses for cannabis is staggering, and new ways to consume it are always cropping up. Smoking a joint or ripping one of your favorite water pipes is a time-honored tradition, but it’s worth trying another method every now and again. These are the 5 best ways to reap all the different benefits of weed through different mediums of consumption, listed in order of how high they’ll get you!

5. Topicals

Spoiler alert: topicals won’t get you high, but they’re one of the best go-to cannabis products for anyone seeking medical relief. A cannabis topical is essentially any skincare product, infused with cannabis. Think lip balm, muscle rub, lotion, etc.

It turns out your skin has a wealth of cannabinoid receptors, and can easily absorb cannabinoids from an applied topical. In addition to the sites where THC can bind, the skin has many CB2 receptors, which are most attractive to CBD. You may know CBD as the part of cannabis that doesn’t get you high. That’s true, but CBD also has multiple documented health benefits that make it the perfect addition to lotions and balms.

Cannabis topicals can be used to treat skin problems like sunburn and rashes. They’re also a powerful tool in combating aches and pains, as well as the inflammation that comes with arthritis and minor injuries.

The best thing about topicals is they’re quite easy to make yourself, as long as you’re equipped with a bit of cannabis oil. Simply melt it into some coconut oil for a simple salve, or add essential oils and beeswax for additional aroma and smoothness.

4. Edibles

It’s impossible to deny the perks of a great edible, whether it’s the classic brownie or a new-fangled, cannabis-infused five-course meal. Infusing butter and other fats with marijuana is simple, if a bit time-consuming. All you have to do is cook the fat and ground weed low and slow for a few hours, strain it and leave it to cool.

Edibles only work when they contain enough fat to handle the THC. The more fat your material has, the better it will absorb THC, and the more potent it can get. Coconut, at about 90% fat, is the best vehicle, although butter just tastes better! Once you’ve got cannabutter (or infused oil) on hand, the possibilities are practically endless.

Edibles are ideal for lazy weekends where you want to melt into your couch, but the heavy body high is also perfect for treating pain. Either way, edibles are the way to get truly stoned in the most delicious way possible, for as long as possible. It takes a while to kick in but the wait is worth it, since an edible high can last anywhere from 4 to 6 hours.

3. Vaping

For many of us, discretion is the highest priority when consuming cannabis. Edibles are great, but they require a bit of planning, and might get you much higher than you’d like to be in public. That’s where marijuana vapes come in. These little contraptions usually provide small to medium hits of cannabis vapor.

The main problem with vaping cannabis is that quality vaporizers are somewhat expensive. If you get one with no temp control, you’ll end up combusting your weed anyway, and that’s going to blow your cover for sure. But if you do invest in a solid vape, you’ll experience peak flavor from your buds without harsh smoke or smell. Definitely a plus for parents and professionals, and anyone else who needs to keep their consumption on the down-low.

2. Dabs

The holy grail for lovers of THC, dabs are an exercise in tolerance and lung strength. As the most potent of cannabis concentrates, dabs are most commonly extracted with butane. Butane hash oil (BHO) can be difficult to come by, since its production is highly illegal. But if you can get your hands on some concentrate and the requisite equipment, you’ll get a mind-blowing experience unlike any other.

Cannabis concentrates hit you like a freight train, with a high that’s much more acute and focused than flower. Dabbing is definitely not for beginners, and even experienced smokers can be knocked on their ass by just one good dab. It’s no wonder, since BHO has THC content of about 50-90%! If smoking has lost its wondrous luster and you’re looking for a cerebrally-focused high, it may be time to give dabbing a try. You’ll need a supplier, a butane torch, a quality dab rig, and a willingness to get beyond blasted.

1. Moon Rocks

Ah, moon rocks. Named such for their ability to rocket you past sky-high, moon rocks are incredibly difficult to get ahold of due to their complicated construction. A classic moon rock is made by taking a quality nug and saturating it with hash oil, then rolling it in kief. In legal markets, people go a bit mad and start rolling their moon rocks in THCa crystals and such, but we say nothing beats the classic version.

The kief brings out the taste of terpenes, the hash oil provides a THC punch, and a nice dense nug ties it all together. The high from a moon rock is nearly indescribable, but the most appropriate term is “face-melting”. Their density results in huge clouds of smoke packed with flavor. Remember the first few times you smoked, and felt like you were transcending into a parallel dimension? It’s like that, all over again. It starts in the head, with a giddy tingling and a surge of the giggles. By the time you’ve realized you’re high, you’re already full-body stoned.

Depending on the strains used in the making of the moon rocks, you might be susceptible to a little paranoia, or some real couchlock. If you have any choice, go for strains you know and love. As one of the most potent and dynamic highs possible, moon rocks are not something to mess around with!

Spencer Grey is a staff writer at Smoking Outlet.


How to buy cannabis online with the dark web

by dope smoker on April 25, 2018

Buying cannabis online may seem like a dodgy, unreliable proposition but those days are well and truly over. No longer do you need to go on a wild goose chase around your locality to find some decent herbs.

The truth is that buying weed using the internet is now reasonably straightforward (thanks to Bitcoin and the Darknet) and there are many professional, trusted vendors just waiting to serve your needs as a customer.

I’m going to show you exactly how to do it here.

Now that recreational weed is legal in California it’s only a matter of time before our archaic UK laws catch up. (We can hope).

The police apparently don’t have resources to stop crime going up all over the country, so you can pretty much guarantee they do not have the resources to be pursuing Joe Smith ordering an eight of weed on the web. It’s just not going to happen.  I have personally used this method literally hundreds of times and the orders always come through.

According to one London postman speaking to the BBC:

“I’ve spent 14 years as a postman in uniform and I have never seen a drug dog.”

Another postie confirms:

“If it’s got a stamp on it, you post it. We don’t have drug dogs to smell every parcel. We don’t have the resources to X-ray every parcel. We just have to deliver it and take the risk. Our job is to deliver it safely to the customer.”

You can order small amounts with confidence. Don’t let fear run your life. You are entitled to use this and all plants. It will arrive in an innocent looking envelope, often double vacuum sealed.

It’s a simple six stage process, which I would not recommend doing on a mobile. Desktop is easier and in most cases more secure for this type of thing. If you must use mobile I have had success using the Red Browser on iPhone (£2).  It can be done.

1. Buy your Bitcoin

Coinbase is a large and well established Bitcoin exchange operating for many years. One of the largest exchanges in the world. Online verification of ID is normally required. (This takes minutes and is only done once – it also has no link whatsoever to any ‘market’.) There is also a free sign up bonus of approximately $10.

Local Bitcoins is an exchange which allows you to buy bitcoins online using bank deposits, Paypal as well as Pingit and other methods.  The buy can normally be completed easily in a few minutes.

Once you have purchased your Bitcoin, the balance will show in an online wallet as a number probably something like 0.0107293. (That’s currently how much Bitcoin you get for £50.)  You may want to price up your products first (see below) and then buy a slightly larger amount of Bitcoin than you want to spend so that any purchasing fees or price fluctuations don’t affect your purchase.

2. Download and install the Tor Browser


You’ll only need to do this once. Tor is just like using Firefox or Chrome except addresses end with ‘.onion’ instead of .com. It can take a few minutes for it to create a connection when you first start it, this is quite normal. Just download it and you’re away. Get that working then you’re well on the way to solving this problem.  Tor can be used to view standard web pages as well as encrypted ‘dark’ pages.

3. Go create your account on Dream Market using the Tor Browser

No need to use any email address, just use this link to create an account so you can log in to Dream Market and place your order. Dream is currently the easiest place to find cannabis dealers online, and is used by thousands of people daily.

You will need the Tor browser to access the link. Log in and have a look around. You’ll find a link where it says BTC at the top right to your bitcoin wallet on there, (/wallet) which has a long number like the one shown below. That is the bitcoin address that you’re going to send coins to. You can copy it or put it in a text file to use to withdraw your coins from Local Bitcoins or Coinbase, or whevever you choose.

4. Send Bitcoins to chosen Dark Market wallet

Here are instructions on sending out of Coinbase:


The first time you do this can be a little harrowing. Really though it’s a simple copy and paste of your wallet address from Dream to where you want to send your coins, and the pressing the send button, followed by waiting.

I have never had to wait over an hour, your balance normally shows up on Dream in 20-40 mins. Don’t panic. Here’s a video on doing it from Local Bitcoins. If you do this a lot you may want to consider sending the coins via your own bitcoin wallet. You’ll notice your wallet balance go bold on Dream once the incoming transfer has been picked up. From there it normally becomes available within 30 minutes.

5. Buy your cannabis

The fun part. Ordering your weed. Go search for weed. I can make one recommendation here. ShineyBudsUK. He only sells decent weed and offers outstanding customer service. (Don’t be a cock though.)

You can find him on Dream by going here with the Tor browser http://lchudifyeqm4ldjj.onion/?ai=2563360809 and searching for ShineyBudsUK.  Shiney always delivers.

There are obviously many other options. Always read their reviews first.  You can find hash, skunk, edibles, oils etc.  I tend to stick with UK vendors to avoid packages going through customs, but plenty of people get deliveries from Spain and Germany without problem. On Dream you can filter vendors geographically as shown below.

Don’t leave money sitting on the market the safest way to carry on is to use your money as soon as it is on there, then there is less risk of it being compromised in some way.

Remember your pin numbers. Some dark web sites require that you have a pin as well as a password. Do not lose or forget this. It may even be an idea to write it down somewhere.

Dream Market does go down (or can be really slow) so just be patient and you’ll get there. It’s not like using the normal web, so get used to it being slow and occasionally offline. If for some reason you can’t access it here are some official Dream Market Mirrror URLS:


When you get to putting in address details ensure that you select to encrypt (as shown in the image below).

6. Finalise on delivery

Don’t forget to log back into the market to indicate that you have received your order and release payment to the vendor once your weed had arrived. This is called finalising. Some vendors do not allow this ‘middleman’ system called Escrow if they are very trusted you’ll see ‘no escrow’ which means they get their payment immediately when you order.

If you want to be extremely safe in your purchase you may want to consider using a VPN (a virtual web connection to hide your location further) when using Tor.  For small amounts though, I think this may be overkill.

Also please note that if you are going to do this often you definitely should consider first transferring the Bitcoin from where you buy it, to your own private wallet (like Electrum or Blockchain) and then on to Dream Market.

Good luck with your orders. You wont need it! Remember the markets do get shut down from time to time and vendors even sometimes ‘exit’ with their cash in hand, you’re not dealing with Amazon here, although there are a few professionals who stand out.

Problems? Get in touch and ask me for help.



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