Let me set the scene.
I just moved out of the UK to a small sunny village in southern Europe. Somewhere where English people exist only in small numbers. It’s nice.
I can get weed or lovely hash easily by taking a 30 minute drive to a local town. I know a good guy. It’s a bit of a chore though.
So a few weeks back I meet someone through a local friend who can supply some quite nice weed, grown here, yards from my house. I bung her 50 euros and get quite a nice big bag of weed. I didn’t weigh it (no scales…doh) but I clearly remember how much weed it was. Probably just over half an ounce.
So I do it again, ask her again for 50 euros worth.
And what do I get? This time it looks like just a bit more than a quarter, at best. What the fuck?
I get over this, figure it must be a mistake, or a one off. Like a fool, I go back.
Same again.
Once bitten, twice shy, three times a twat!
Thing is I don’t want to piss her off. She’s just trying to make a living out of the English man, clearly.
But what would you say to her? What should I say to her about this?
(any good answers, I may use…)
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