How to buy cannabis online with the dark web

by dope smoker on April 25, 2018

Buying cannabis online may seem like a dodgy, unreliable proposition but those days are well and truly over. No longer do you need to go on a wild goose chase around your locality to find some decent herbs.

The truth is that buying weed using the internet is now reasonably straightforward (thanks to Bitcoin) and there are many professional, trusted vendors just waiting to serve your needs as a customer.

Now that recreational weed is legal in California it’s only a matter of time before our archaic UK laws catch up. (We can hope).

The police apparently don’t have resources to stop crime going up all over the country, so you can pretty much guarantee they do not have the resources to be pursuing Joe Smith ordering an eight of weed on the web. It’s just not going to happen.

According to one London postman speaking to the BBC:

“I’ve spent 14 years as a postman in uniform and I have never seen a drug dog.”

Another postie confirms:

“If it’s got a stamp on it, you post it. We don’t have drug dogs to smell every parcel. We don’t have the resources to X-ray every parcel. We just have to deliver it and take the risk. Our job is to deliver it safely to the customer.”

You can order small amounts with confidence. Don’t let fear run your life. You are entitled to use this and all plants. It will arrive in an innocent looking envelope, often double vacuum sealed.

It’s a simple six stage process, which I would not recommend doing on a mobile. Desktop is easier and in most cases more secure for this type of thing.

1. Buy your Bitcoin

Coinbase is a large and trustworthy bitcoin exchange. Online verification of ID is usually required. (This takes minutes and is only done once – it also has no link whatsoever to any ‘market’.)

Local Bitcoins allows you to buy bitcoins online using bank deposits, the buy can normally be completed in a few minutes.

Once you have purchased it, your balance will show in a wallet.  You may want to price up your products first (see below) and then buy a slightly larger amount of Bitcoin than you want to spend so that any mining fees or price fluctuations don’t affect your purchase.

2. Download and install the Tor Browser

https://www.torproject.org/download/download-easy.html.en

You’ll only need to do this once. Tor is just like using Firefox or Chrome except addresses end with ‘.onion’ instead of .com. It can take a few minutes for it to create a connection when you first start it, this is quite normal. Just download it and you’re away. Get that working then you’re well on the way to solving this problem.  Tor can be used to view standard web pages as well as encrypted ‘dark’ pages.

3. Go create your account on Dream Market using the Tor Browser

No need to use any email address, just use this link to create an account so you can log in to Dream Market and place your order. Dream is currently the easiest place to find cannabis dealers online, and is used by thousands of people daily.

You will need the Tor browser to access the link. Log in and have a look around. You’ll find a page for your bitcoin wallet on there, (/wallet) which has a long number like the one shown below. That is the bitcoin address that you’re going to send coins to. You can copy it or put it in a text file to use to withdraw your coins from Local Bitcoins or Coinbase, or whevever you choose.

4. Send Bitcoins to chosen Dark Market wallet

Here are instructions on sending out of Coinbase:

https://support.coinbase.com/customer/portal/articles/971437

The first time you do this can be a little harrowing. Really though it’s a simple copy and paste of your wallet address from Dream to where you want to send your coins, and the pressing the send button, followed by waiting.

I have never had to wait over an hour, your balance normally shows up on Dream in 20-40 mins. Don’t panic. Here’s a video on doing it from Local Bitcoins. If you do this a lot you may want to consider sending the coins via your own bitcoin wallet. You’ll notice your wallet balance go bold on Dream once the incoming transfer has been picked up. From there it normally becomes available within 30 minutes.

5. Buy your cannabis

The fun part. Ordering your weed. Go search for weed. I can make one recommendation here. ShineyBudsUK. He only sells decent weed and offers outstanding customer service. (Don’t be a cock though.)

You can find him on Dream by going here with the Tor browser http://lchudifyeqm4ldjj.onion/?ai=2563360809 and searching for ShineyBudsUK.  Shiney always delivers.

There are obviously many other options. I tend to stick with UK vendors to avoid packages going through customs, but plenty of people get deliveries from Spain without problem. On Dream you can filter vendors geographically as shown below.

Don’t leave money sitting on the market the safest way to carry on is to use your money as soon as it is on there, then there is less risk of it being compromised in some way.

Remember your pin numbers. Some dark web sites require that you have a pin as well as a password. Do not lose or forget this. It may even be an idea to write it down somewhere.

Dream Market does go down (or can be really slow) so just be patient and you’ll get there. It’s not like using the normal web, so get used to it being slow and occassionally offline. If for some reason you can’t access it here are some official Dream Market Mirrror URLS:

lchudifyeqm4ldjj.onion/?ai=2563360809
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t3e6ly3uoif4zcw2.onion/?ai=2563360809
7ep7acrkunzdcw3l.onion/?ai=2563360809
vilpaqbrnvizecjo.onion/?ai=2563360809
igyifrhnvxq33sy5.onion/?ai=2563360809
6qlocfg6zq2kyacl.onion/?ai=2563360809
x3x2dwb7jasax6tq.onion/?ai=2563360809
bkjcpa2klkkmowwq.onion/?ai=2563360809
xytjqcfendzeby22.onion/?ai=2563360809
nhib6cwhfsoyiugv.onion/?ai=2563360809
k3pd243s57fttnpa.onion/?ai=2563360809

When you get to putting in address details ensure that you select to encrypt (as shown in the image below).

6. Finalise on delivery

Don’t forget to log back into the market to indicate that you have received your order and release payment to the vendor once your weed had arrived. This is called finalising. Some vendors do not allow this ‘middleman’ system called Escrow if they are very trusted you’ll see ‘no escrow’ which means they get their payment when you order.

If you want to be extremely safe in your purchase you may want to consider using a VPN (a virtual web connection to hide your location further) when using Tor.  For small amounts though, I think this may be overkill. If you are going to do this a lot you might want to consider first transferring the Bitcoin from where you buy it, to your own private wallet (like Electrum) and then to Dream Market.

Good luck with your orders. Remember the markets do get shut down from time to time and vendors even sometimes ‘exit’ with their cash in hand, you’re not dealing with Amazon here, although there are a few professionals who stand out.

Problems? Get in touch and ask me for help.

 

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